Reflections of Me: A Bright and Shining Fut--- OOOO a Shiny!
Somewhere back in the annals of time, pre-historic ( for me, that means before I was born ), a child was born. Born with a silver spoon in it's mouth, all those involved worried over it's survival, as eating with a silver spoon in one's mouth can be quite difficult. Fortunately, soon a McDonalds opened nearby, and the child was saved. Why this should be is a moot point. As should all points be. Faint heart ne'er won by moot point, a saying I recall. Or, perhaps I don't. I may have made it up. If it becomes popular, I will take no credit. Debits only, please. Shortly--or, soon--thereafter, I was born. Lacking a silver spoon, I quickly adapted my stainless steel spoon to food and where it was to be properly inserted, and grew fat and sassy. Much to the chagrin of my parents, who had to carry me, both physically and financially. Such were the fortunes of fate -- or, the fate of fortunes -- the earlier child proved ...